Billy Coffey
Billy Coffey

Please Take One

April 21, 2009  

The toy store downtown is one of those mom-and-pop deals that you can get lost in, the sort of place where you can find things that Toys R Us would never think of stocking. Good things. Great things. Things that really, really make me wish I were a kid again. Which makes shopping there both a pleasure and a curse. A pleasure because there is so much I’d like to get my kids for two weeks of chores well done. A curse because I can’t make up my mind what to get them.

So, there on a Wednesday during lunch, I wander. And in my wandering I happen to spot a Longaberger basket sitting atop a wooden display of toy soldiers (Toy soldiers, I think to myself. My son would love some toy soldiers).

In the basket is a pile of those long, thick pretzel sticks. The sign above them says PLEASE TAKE ONE.

Given the fact that it’s lunchtime and I’m hungry, that’s exactly what I do. I take one and munch while I walk. Through the Legos, the building blocks, the books, the dolls. Through the Tonka trucks and coloring books and Play Doh.

And I am back to where I started. At the basket of pretzels.

Still unsure of what to buy and still hungry, I decide to restock and take another trip around the store. I reach into the basket for another pretzel. And as I bite it, I see something out of the corner of my eye.

Standing beside the stuffed animals about four feet away is a little boy. Sixish, not much older than my son, and staring. At me. He holds out one fist and raises his index finger.

One, it says.

I wrinkle my eyebrows, unsure of what his attempt at sign language means.

One, again.

“What?” I ask him (which actually came out as “Wamp?” because I hadn’t swallowed yet).

“You took two pretzels,” he says.

“So?”

“You’re only ‘posed to take one.”

“Who are you” I ask, “the pretzel police?”

“It’s what the sign says,” he states, now using his index finger to point. “Mama said the sign says ‘Please take one.”

I look at the sign, then back to him. “No,” I answer, “the sign says ‘Please take one.’ There’s a difference. It’s all a matter of emphasis.”

“What’s empkasis?”

“Never mind,” I say.

“You shouldn’t have taken that pretzel. Mama says God watches us.”

My mind takes a sudden detour to those old Disney movies, where the older, bigger kid was always accompanied by Jiminy Cricket, Mr. Disney’s version of a conscience. I’m starting to think this kid is my Jiminy Cricket. Or maybe just aggravating. I haven’t made up my mind yet.

“Your mama’s right,” I answer, wondering where in the world his mama was. “But since God knows the sign says ‘Please take one,’ I think I’m in the clear.”

“Please. Take. One,” he corrects.

There we stand in the middle of the store, staring down one another like two gunslingers in a Western wondering who would draw first.

PLEASE TAKE ONE. An invitation to me, a rule for him. Which was right? I’m not as sure as I was a few minutes ago.

How do we decide who is right and who is wrong? Easy.

Go ask the owner of the store.

“Excuse me,” I say to the nice lady behind the counter. “I was wondering if you could shed a little light on a problem this youngin’ and I are having.”

She perks up and joins us, happy to have something to do.

“We were wondering about this sign here,” I say. “Is it please take one, or please take one?”

The owner gives us both a strange look. “Well, I’m not sure. No one’s ever asked.”

“It’s preyin’ on our minds, ma’am,” the boy says.

“Preyin’,” I add.

“If you’d like a pretzel,” she says, “please take one. If you’d like another, you can take one, too.”

Excellent.

“Can I have a pretzel?” the boy asks.

Situation resolved, the three of us part ways. Him to his mother, who had been preoccupied with the books, the owner back to the register, and me to finish my shopping.

Funny, I think, how three words led us this far. But I am sure of this: if two people can disagree over something as simple as pretzels, it’s no wonder why we disagree over the important things even more—politics and God, right and wrong, war and peace.

Who’s to know which is right and which is wrong? Or even if there really is a right and wrong? How do we settle our differences, put away our prejudices, and find the truth?

Maybe, I thought, we should all do what that little boy and I ended up doing.

Maybe we should all go the Owner of the store and see what He says.

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Comments

  • Blessed Mom of 8

    Amen!

    You know I was just at His store today and you already know what He told me! :)

    Blessing Billy!

    In His amazing grace!
    Jill

  • elaine @ peace for the journey

    Problem is, not everyone agrees on Who owns the store…

    peace~elaine

  • Angela

    Oh that is so funny. I feel for the boys mom who probably put the emphasis on the one for a good reason. lol. You took a good analogy from it.

  • Tracy

    Fantastic lesson, and wonderful story! Billy, all of your stories are my favorite one! :-)

  • Helen

    This story reminded me of a joke…

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

    “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

    A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is busy watching the apples”.

    Lots of things remind me of a joke. I hope I will still be welcome here ;-)

  • Lyla Lindquist

    “An invitation to me, a rule to him.” Spells the difference in how we variously see God. How often He invites and we see the rule. Wonderful story, wonderful eye to see it happening.

  • Tanya T. Warrington

    Amusing and thought provoking. Well done.

  • RCUBEs

    Great story! But I don’t mind having another pretzel especially if the Owner would say “it’s okay to have another one.” :)
    God bless and keep writing…

  • sherri

    This has been perfectly illustrated .

    Our wandering minds trying to find the answers, asking everyone but our owner.

  • Beth in NC

    That is great Billy!

  • katdish

    Dude. You just couldn’t let it go could you? You had to get all indignant with that poor, innocent little boy! Would you have wrassled him for the last pretzel? I bet you would have, huh?

    Seriously, that cracked me up. I’ve never met you, but I could totally see you having that conversation – dicussing the merits of the emphasis on “please” as opposed to “one”. Great ending, too.

    Even though I bet that lady at the store is probably talking smack about you.

  • Heart2Heart

    Kudos for you! Wow! What a tough situation you found yourself in.

    Kids like to call it as they see it, just black and white, no shades of gray in between.

    I guess there is some innocence in the young at heart! I guess if we me, I would have put it back. Kids can intimidate me, considering how you both had the emphasis on different words.

    I personally don’t think either of you was wrong! Gotta love kids!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

  • Billy Coffey

    katdish- I realize that posting this story may well cast me in a less than favorable light.

    But I was really, really hungry…

  • Amy

    Billy,
    Wonderful story! Indeed, we ought all to go to the Owner for our answers!

    Blessings,
    ~Amy :)

  • Denise

    I loved this! Out of the mouth of babes. BTW, I am impressed you knew a Longaberger basket from simple run of the mill basket. Wow!

    Shalom,
    Denise

  • Wendy

    Okay, now I’m really wondering if the little boy got into trouble with his mom when he went back to her with a second pretzel in hand…

  • Billy Coffey

    Denise- You can thank my wife for my basket education.

    But between you and me, I can’t tell the difference.

  • lynnmosher

    Billy-boy, You always have the best stories! Things always just seem to happen to you, don’t they? Story things! You are awesome! Thanks for always sharing your stories with us.

    Blessings…Lynn

    P.S. I tried to email you but you must have switched addresses. It came back. Just thought you might want to take it out of your profile.

  • Beth E.

    This is awesome! You are so right…

    Blessings,
    Beth E.

  • Sarah Salter

    Oh, Billy! You were such a bad example to that poor little boy!

    And I have to give props to your wife for the basket education… ‘Cause I was reading, thinking, “No way this guy knows what a Longaberger basket looks like.”

  • gzusfreek

    Bravo, bravo, Billy— I just can’t imagine your experiences LOL. . .you and Travis, man. It’s like your lives are stories in themselves!!!! LOL

    Wonderful friend/brother!

  • twofinches

    Oh Billy

    I am always so thrilled when I see a new post pop up because I know that I will sit, chin in hand, sighing at how perfectly you have stated things.

    You are right. We tend to go anywhere but to the “owner of the store”

    Amen

  • Lianne

    That was one bold little boy.

    I think I want to hang out with you for just one day so that I will have such cool stuff to blog about.

    I probably wouldn’t have eaten even one pretzel. My germ-aphobe tendencies would scream “Never eat free samples in a petri dish like a toy store!” If your next blog is about having a stomach virus, I’m going to feel really bad.

  • jasonS

    Billy, I’m going to bed and finally got a chance to read your post. You didn’t disappoint! What a great story- nice to think about as I go to sleep…

  • Rosslyn Elliott

    LOL! Billy does Lewis Carroll… I half-expected the Cheshire Cat to grin at the end.

  • Chris Godfredsen

    Love the post – as always you are able to take things that happen to people every day and turn into an introspective piece that makes us think. One thing I have been observing more and more, it seems, is that phrase you used in the middle – “an invitation to me, a rule for him.”

    I pray that as we ask the Owner, and allow him to give us His answer, that more and more we are flooded with invitations rather than rules.

    Thanks for the post, brother!

  • lynnrush

    NICE!! The Owner of the Store! LOVE it. LOVE LOVE LOVE it.

  • Joanne Sher

    Oh, Billy. This. Is. Perfect.

    And we wonder why there are so many disputes over words. What an incredible illustration for this important lesson and reminder to “check in” with the owner/Owner. You never cease to bless me – or make me think.

  • God’s Not Finished With Us Yet…

    WOW!

    You’re style of writing has always kept me reaching for the next sentence; hungry for what you’ll write next.

    It’s so great; your style. So very real that I could even visualize you saying ‘Wamp’ instead of ‘What?’ because you hadn’t swallowed yet.

    You are such the character and I love reading all your wonderful stories!!!! I always get a good laugh too when I read how you challenge something/someone on the spot, especially this kid….LOL. Poor child. :D

    But your point at the end is so wonderful! So great with how simple things; simple words are often misused or misunderstood. It really keeps us on our toes as followers of Christ. It proves how very careful we have to be when faced with challenging questions that may back us in a corner. We want to represent Him the right way and not mislead, yet I can see how difficult this can be. Which is why we need to be in prayer so very, very much; ready to hear his still, soft voice leading our ways to deliver His messages in just the right way so that they are received w/o confusion.

    Awesome post! And I love toy stores like this too!!! They’re so great!

    ~Sarah

  • Seeking Grace on the Narrow Path

    Smart little boy! What a lesson to learn here! God bless you!
    Bren

  • Frisbies Forever

    Even though she was busy in the books…You can tell this Mom loved her little boy so much to instill such honor and respect in her little guy that he would stand up and even caution an adult. Kudos to Mom and you for helping instill values in that boy!

  • Tea With Tiffany

    I want to know if this was real or fiction. You create such a great scene. I just can’t imagine you arguing with a young boy. You seem too nice!

    Great again. I never know where you are going with your stories. Love that!

  • pam at beyondjustmom

    Perfect. I’m forwarding this to my Bible study group right now.

  • Debra

    Oh I love it! And I know the Owner of the most amazing store…King Jesus is His name!

    Blessings to you … thanks for stopping by my blog this evening…nice to meet ya!

  • Annie K

    That would be a great solution but we can’t seem to agree on WHO the owner of the store is…

  • Rhondi

    Hi Billy
    I’m glad you left a comment so I could stop by and say hello. I loved the story!
    Rhondi

  • Sockrma18

    I love it! I can totally picture you and that little boy having a convo about emphasis!

    And for the record….I would have taken another pretzel too! Can’t resist. :0)

  • Chatty Kelly

    Wow – your writing is really amazing. Thanks. What a cool story!

  • sharilyn

    somehow i missed this one! what a treasure! :) i loved your diplomacy in taking it to the owner rather than just insisting you were right….what a great idea, even though you were potentially setting yourself up to look bad to that boy! :) brave, brave man, that billy coffey!

    [good reminder for me... when in doubt, check it out...with the Owner...and don't insist on my own way unless i've checked it out with HIM!! :) ]