I haven’t thrown up in fifteen years. Not even kidding.
I can’t brag about much, but I do brag about that. It’s an amazing achievement. I don’t know of anyone who’s even come close to approaching that level of longevity. And it isn’t because I’ve been well that whole time. In that span I’ve battled more than my fair share of viruses and at least one case of please-God-kill-me flu. But I’ve yet to succumb to that most horrible of symptoms, mostly because I know how to avoid it.
It’s a simple four-step process that I’ve detailed in great specificity over at katdish’s site. Since flu season is fast approaching, I think it would be wise for you to head on over there so I can drop some knowledge on you. And just in case you think there isn’t some semi-profound spiritual point I make, think again. Because in the end, most everything can have a spiritual point.